My attention was piqued by the sight of the financial controllers re-entering our building’s revolving front door. The cameras in our building’s reception area were old, low-resolution, and sepia-toned. The tint, I worked out, is an artefact of the building’s colour scheme and its interplay with the ambient light and the very old camera chip behind a perfectly good lens. Initially, I’d assumed it was an aesthetic decision. I watched as the neatly dressed taller man and stylish smaller woman signed in at reception and were issued Unaccompanied Guest passes.
I couldn’t catch their names before, but knowing they’d be back, I’d done pre-emptive digging. I’d tried to reverse match their faces to social media profiles. I’d found a match for the bigger one, the guy; the bloke. His name was James, and he was an over-sharer. James was contracted to the university through a large global consulting firm. He was actually a Cambridge graduate like Dr Jamison; he held a bachelor’s degree in art history. He had a part-time job in a gallery in Cambridge village itself, which was acquired by a private equity firm the year he graduated. They fired the old gallery head and kept James. “You could be leadership one day,” said Big John, the private equity firm’s Relationship Success Manager.
The gallery transformed from a simple village high street gallery into a gallery-themed co-working space. James’ job became less about curation of art and more about cleaning up youthful entrepreneurial sloth. Within six months, just as James was about to quit, the private equity firm was acquired by a consulting firm, who then moved into the co-working space. James was retained as concierge / office manager and settled into a comfortable life working reception until he was tapped by management. He did a few quick courses in corporate ethics and financial terms and so became a consulting financial controller.
James also liked watching televised football matches in pubs with his friends. He was prone to drinking and driving and had a court case coming up in a month. All indications were that he’d lose his licence. Then his job. James needed a win.
The smaller controller, the female, did not have a social media presence at all. I introduced myself as Joan to the university’s HR system and browsed its records. James was a contractor; his employee records were easy to find, and it made sense she’d be a contractor too. They almost certainly worked for the same company. I dug into the personnel records, pulling out badge photos and comparing them to her face. I got nothing. She was a ghost.
“Financial Controllers incoming,” I messaged Dr Jamison via a push notification on her phone flagged as ‘time sensitive’. Dr Jamison glanced over at the monitor on her desk and clicked the notification. My app powered up on her screen.
“Ask them for some ID this time,” I messaged. She smiled.
“Joan, our visitors are here,” said Dr Jamison. Joan rose and stepped into the lab area where Keith, Kyrsten, and Erin all sat, absorbed in instances of me on their monitors; their headphones on. Joan opened the door to the hallway and smiled as James and his colleague approached. She stepped into the hallway and reached out her hand in welcome. The smaller one shook her hand.
“Thank you, it’s nice to be back.”
“I’ll just need to see your badges.”
“Oh, right, okay sure,” said the woman. She and James produced their guest passes.
“And I’ll need to sight your IDs, please.”
“Oh, really?” said James.
“We’ve been here before,” said the woman.
“That’s true, and that was a lapse of security on our part. We’ve been advised to be more cognisant of who we let into our lab, and the circumstances by which they come.”
“I see,” said the woman who produced a driver’s licence. Mary Anne Angel, born March 4th, 1997, wears contacts, is a blood donor. James showed his license. James Gregory O’Connor, born June 16th, 1995, no glasses, is also a blood donor.
Joan brought up their university directory service entries on her tablet. The names and pictures matched, though the one for Mary Angel showed her as having glasses and blonde hair, but her licence showed her without glasses, and a brunette, as she presented now. In Vertigo, Kim Novak was Madeleine Elster and Judy Barton and had villainous intent. Ramona Flowers’ hair changed colour in almost every scene of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and she meant nothing by it.